5:00 am wakeup and check the perimiter: all clear, back to sleep.
7:00 am the mutant stirs: prepare to hide, nap until it awkaens.
7:15 am rudely awoken by shoe thwacking top of head: hide while mutant gorges on pop-tarts. snatch poptart out of mutants' hand when mom isn't paying attention.
7:30 am hide and continue napping.
8:00 am sit in front of dad and stare. (can't the idiot tell i need to go OUT NOW!)
8:05 am hah, faked em out again, eat bones in neighbors yard.
8:06 am chucked back in the house again, oh well i'm kinda tired maybe i'll take a nap.
11:30 am kool! dad is cooking something, and damn it smells good. look pitiful at kitchen door (sucker is gonna cave and give me scraps, works every time)
11:45 am scraps aquired, damg i'm tired. might as well take a nap
1:30 pm i swear i'm gonna pee on the mutant while he's sleeping. $R#%$ show you what to do with that $%#%$#% hammer, ya little punk
2:15 pm finally, the little monster is napping. sounds like a good idea!
4:00 pm oh oh oh oh! leftovers... dad rocks. oooohhhh and mutant crumbs, i wonder if i can grab that piece of chicken he's got??
4:01 pm sonofabitch that smarts.... note to self: no grabbing chicken from the mutant while mom is watching.
5:00 pm movie time, peace and quiet, and no abuse for a while, think i'll take a nap
8:00 pm well damn, it's been a busy day.. think i'll go to bed.
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