.... skitter, scrabble---whoosh
leap,leap,leap,leap
like a blue guided missle the lazy blue lump comes streaking into the room (exhibiting speeds i'd not thought possible from her) to escape the rampaging mutant toddler.
jr comes into the room hot on the heels of his intended victim. he is doing this strange little thing he picked up from the pbs show "zaboomafoo". all the while waving his "sword" (a plastic straw). the glint of imment destructive urges shine in his eyes, this is NOT gonna be good. but i damn well will be hilarious!
the main character of the show (a cute ringtailed lemur puppet) does this little sideways hop as his main method of locomotion, all the while punctuating every hop with a cry of "leap".
this is the latest creature he has taken to emulating. last month it was a crab, the month before it was a cat. it's all good as long as he doesnt turn into the poo-flinging monkey!
ok ok back to the story...
the blue lump doesnt really like the boy, i mean she doesn't actively dislike him, she just treats him like an annoyance or at best mild indifference. now the boy....... LOVES the dog, he is freaking CRAZY about her..
i have never understood it, the lump does her level best to ignore him, and he does his best to constantly wear her ass out.
personally i'm kinda greatful, it takes some of the stress offa ME!
but as i realize the lump is getting kinda old now, oh my lord its gonna be tough to replace her, but it will have to happen eventually, and i have started to compile a list of attributes that the lump's sucessor will ABSOLUTELY have.
1. must be sturdy (i mean like battleship or fallout shelter sturdy)
2. must be patient (slug on thorazene patient)
3. self sufficient (able to forage scraps from jr, or else might starve)
4. must be sturdy (lord knows he is gonna smack her with areal hammer one day)
5. did i mention STURDY
skitter skitter whoosh kathump (well she cut that corner a little tight)
leap, leap, leap, leap........ heh heh.....
uh oh theres that demonic giggle again, gotta go check if the dog is in mortal danger
till the next blast
-dawg
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