Thursday, December 31, 2009

angels and demons.....

my wife... is an ANGEL!

we had to take her to the er on monday morning as she had been having quite of bit of abdominal pain.
turns out she had to have her gall bladder removed. and was checked into the hospital.
well here we are on thurs morn, and she is out of surgery and in the recovery room, doing just fine, surgery did what it was supposed to do.
nuff said bout that... maybe she'll get to come home tomorrow.

my son.... is a DEMON!
so with mom in the hospital, that leaves me in charge of jr.......
now this is a normally a task that mama performs with admirable facility and competence on a daily basis..
with her out of the game fer a bit, ive got the lil rat 24 hours a day for the forseeable future..
i suppose it wouldnt be so bad, cept for the fact that he doesn't go back to school till next week... NEXT WEEK...

It is amazing how much you can love a thing, yet still want to stuff it in the freezer.

we have alternated for the last 3 days between sheer vein-popping, stroke inducing, frustration, and eye wateringly sweet tranquil moments.

ok lets recap:
mom in hospital
dad watching jr
no school
xmas recently over (toys all over the place)
xmas not yet totally done (chocolate squirrelled all over)
MANIC MANIC MANIC jr (fuck me where does the energy come from)
did i mention... NO SCHOOL???
.........

end of my rope??
naah.. ... iv'e been so far past the end of the rope, that i swear i need to hold up a "help" sign (wile-e-coyote) style, right before i go dropping into nothingness.

jr.. well he is actually taking things in stride, he gets to play nearly nonstop, and bug dad constantly..(think.. mutant heaven)

the charge nurse started to tell us that because jr was under 12 yrs old he couldnt be in the room with mom (for his safety)
i fixed her with a stare that i shit you not would melt a fucking diamond..... charge nurse actually stuttered, stopped talking and (wisely) left the room.

lordy lordy.. i need my angel back...... or an exorcist.. either will do..

ware' this home... for evil lives here!

pacis vobis in novus annus
(peace to you in the new year)

-dawg






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