Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the lazy blue lump
The presents were shredded all over the floor,
and poor ole sammie was cowering by the door
The child was passed out right where he dropped,
While smears of chocolate his face did top.
And mamma on the couch looking slightly dazed,
that he was still alive left dad amazed................................
need i say more??
the legos are in crisis mode! i think they might be organizing a revolt....
the mutants' tyranical reign of terror may soon be at an end.
just this afternoon, he executed 5 lego clone troopers... ohh the inhumanity of it all... there were legs and heads everywhere!!
my once clean living room is a shattered wreck.. bits of wrapping paper are freaking all over the place.. is shit you not... there was a bow stuck on the ceiling.
(dont ask.... got no clue....)
sammie is cowering by the door... for some reason every time jr brings his tie fighter out in the living room, sammie just starts whimpering....(god only knows what the mutant has done to him)
OH GOD HELP US!!! my sun has UN-MANNED our DAMN DOG!!!!!
mama .. truly is passed out on the couch..... last i heard from her.. was..... (aggghkk kid...... seriously ... considering ............. vodka)
me....?? i hear a voice in my head say.. "strong in the dark side this one is!!!"
patter
..patter
...patter
heh heh
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oh no.. please! someone save us!!!
call an exorcist
peace
-dawg
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