What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !
that appears on its face to be an accurate description, but on further examination in the mutants' case i believe the following is more accurate for him.
What are little mutants made of?
smiles and wiles , and mean ole crocodiles
That's what little mutants are made of !"
smiles and wiles , and mean ole crocodiles
That's what little mutants are made of !"
i am an "observer", i mean that i enjoy sitting back and watching people. i consider myself to be a student of humanity. even if you have no background in psychology or otherwise, if you sit back and watch enough people for long enough, you WILL see patterns emerging.
we like to think that in general people are "social creatures" that is to say we desire the comfort and contact of other beings. truth be told nothing could be further from the truth in adults... kids?? now that really is a completely different story..
as adults we shake hands, spout a platitude and then disengage as quickly as is polite, upon meeting an "old friend". we go to work, and how ya doing.. oh i'm fine.. then its off to our little safe box. we drive home in our enclosed little car, say hi to the family and then withdraw into our own little world (computer/tv etc..) until "forced" to be social (dinner etc...)
THAT IS NOT A SOCIAL BEING!
now lets take kids (and i'll use the mutant as an example)
TEENAGERS DO NOT COUNT!!! THEY ARE NOT EVEN FROM THIS PLANET
(and trying to figure them out is just an exercise in madness)
mutant to strange kid he's never met before (EVER) .... "HI KID, im xavierjohncranehowareyouwannaplay???" at which point he usually walks over and either hugs them or grabs em by the arm and leads em to the nearest toy like thing.
mutant upon awakening.... walks into bedroom blinking sleep outta his eyes, and says..... "morning mommaanddadycaniplaylegomovienow??" at which point he promptly climbs into the bed and sprawls across both of us....
mutant after eating (or sometimes while eating in fact)
"sammy .... SAMMY... quiteatingmytoysyoudumboledog.....herehavesomebreadnowthatsagooddog..goaway"
and then finds some large (and appropriately heavy) object and whacks the dog on the head....
(ohh quit... the dog is fine.. you could hit him in the head with a sledgehammer and he'd be ok)
soo what do YOU think, which approach is better, adult or mutant..
me.. i'll kust pretend that i learned something from the mutant today.
today i'm gonna live, love, and enjoy life!
if aint nobody said it to ya lately..... love ya, and i'm glad yer part of my life!
peace
-dawg
we like to think that in general people are "social creatures" that is to say we desire the comfort and contact of other beings. truth be told nothing could be further from the truth in adults... kids?? now that really is a completely different story..
as adults we shake hands, spout a platitude and then disengage as quickly as is polite, upon meeting an "old friend". we go to work, and how ya doing.. oh i'm fine.. then its off to our little safe box. we drive home in our enclosed little car, say hi to the family and then withdraw into our own little world (computer/tv etc..) until "forced" to be social (dinner etc...)
THAT IS NOT A SOCIAL BEING!
now lets take kids (and i'll use the mutant as an example)
TEENAGERS DO NOT COUNT!!! THEY ARE NOT EVEN FROM THIS PLANET
(and trying to figure them out is just an exercise in madness)
mutant to strange kid he's never met before (EVER) .... "HI KID, im xavierjohncranehowareyouwannaplay???" at which point he usually walks over and either hugs them or grabs em by the arm and leads em to the nearest toy like thing.
mutant upon awakening.... walks into bedroom blinking sleep outta his eyes, and says..... "morning mommaanddadycaniplaylegomovienow??" at which point he promptly climbs into the bed and sprawls across both of us....
mutant after eating (or sometimes while eating in fact)
"sammy .... SAMMY... quiteatingmytoysyoudumboledog.....herehavesomebreadnowthatsagooddog..goaway"
and then finds some large (and appropriately heavy) object and whacks the dog on the head....
(ohh quit... the dog is fine.. you could hit him in the head with a sledgehammer and he'd be ok)
soo what do YOU think, which approach is better, adult or mutant..
me.. i'll kust pretend that i learned something from the mutant today.
today i'm gonna live, love, and enjoy life!
if aint nobody said it to ya lately..... love ya, and i'm glad yer part of my life!
peace
-dawg
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