First off let me say that uncle daryl is my best friend, and for many years has proven to be one of the most stalwart, caring human beings it has been my privilege to know.
truly my life has been enriched (and sometimes dragged through the mud) by having him around.
..that being said, sometimes i seriously wonder if he is etier a: insane or b:just plain mean.
case in point, we went looking at toy ideas for xaviers birthday. these are just a few of the gems that he suggested:
1. remote controlled helicopter (aww hell no, this thing could take the place of my dremel, i can just see him grinding the dogs nose off with it)
2. battery operated moving roaring dinosaur (while freaking awesome... gotta say no to dino roars 26 hours a day for the next six months)
3. "little construction set" by black and decker (i cant even begin to explain how wrong this one is, the destruction potential is truly GLOBAL)
4. hot wheels playset (i almost ok'd this one till i realized he had picked out the one that had the motorized launching device.... yeah, i really want a toy car accelerated to mach one and then shot at my head)
5. "indiana jones" WHIP with real life sounds. (i swear my jaw hit the floor and i was freaking speechless)
proof positive that uncles be they honorary or fer real that don't have kids.. have absolutely no idea the hell that parents go through after ther seemingly innocent "GIFTS"
(i'm pretty sure he's just insane.... he actually knows this kid, yet he still suggested all of the above.... what would you think??)
whacked outta his freaking skull!
much luv daryl.. you really are the best!
peace
-dawg
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