In just a couple of weeks (2 weeks to be exact) the mutant will have graced all us lesser mortals here with his magnificent presence for 4 WHOLE YEARS.
this milestone has brought an extremely important question to the forefront of my mind. WHAT EXACTLY do you get a world domination bent, daemonically posessed mutant toddler for a birthday present??? (other than holy water and maybe a cross to excorcise the daemon)
i figure the ideal present has to have a few basic specifications.
1. must be STURDY!
2. should be thought provoking (heh gotta sneak education in there)
3. should hold jr's attention (this one is tough considering the redbull-ferret on meth thing)
4. must be STURDY!
5. ideally should be low (er) cost.. (that leaves out that slightly used surplus tank)
6. should not be inherently dangerous to most higher life forms. (NO DARYL you CAN'T get him a remote controlled helicopter)
7. must be STURDY! (sense a pattern yet?)
8. absolutely must be dishwasher safe (cmon i dare ya, tell me ya aint tossed your kids crap in the dishwasher)
9. should be easy to operate. (damn that shoots down the JR SCIENTIST CLUB build your own space shuttle kit)
looks like kegos again...
.......sigh, yet another year of
"what the hell" (lego in shoe)
"owowowowowo dammmit what was..." (tiny lego under foot in middle of midnight bathroom run)
"NOnoNOnoNO do not stick that there" (said while removing lego from dogs nostril)
"look daddy i made a dog" (HOLLEE SHIT WHATTHEHELL ISTHAT)
and of course..
"GET YOUR LITTLE BUT OVER HERE NOW" (immediately following yet another flying lego experiment)
and ya REALLY were wondering bout the "birthday blues in the title, weren't ya???
i never said he was blue did i?
peace
-dawg
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