Well it's fathers day, and for the first time in his life jr was actually able to wish me a "happy fathers day. (with a little coaching from mom of course)
jr is sick at the moment with a little summer cold. and his overall demeanor has changed from bright and sunny (daemonic glee) to unhappy and apathetic (the neighbor shot and ate my dog!, but i don't care). and as is the natural way of things, he is determined to share his misery with all of us!
so our little redbull fueled ferret has degenerated into a badger with hemmerhoids.
me: xavier, are you hungry?
x: NO! hack hack cough cough (kicks the dog and flops to the ground)
me: xavier, do you want to watch a movie?
x: cough hack cough, NO!
me: xavier, do you want to take a nap?
x: cough, NO I DONT WANT TO NAP!!! hack hack
me: well? what do you want???
x: I WANT TREATS! cake! pleeease!
me: no xavier you cant have cake
x: WHIIINNNE, SNIFF SNIFFF aaaaahhhhhggghhhh!
mom: xavier, tell daddy happy fathers day
x:hack sniiffle cough happy fathers day cough sniff dadee.. hack hack!
me: here you can have a piece of cake!
ARGGHH HE DID IT AGAIN!
i am sooo whipped
peace
-dawg
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