cracking the code: part two ( world domination tour 2007 )

..... coming soon, to a home near you!

it is becoming frustratingly evident that "the code" is not just verbal, but rather is comprised of a bewildering array of sounds, gestures and expressions.

that being said, the depths of depravity the mutant is willing to explore shock even my callous soul..

during a recent trip to the grocery store we (mama, mutant, and i) ran into a friend of mine who works at the store, and proceeded to chat for a minute.. my friend (who has has only slight contact with the mutant) looks over at the smug little tyrant and says hi to the mutant. the mutant then proceed to launch a full blown assault against this poor unsuspecting fool (my friend).

the mutant looks back at my friend cracks an impish grin, and says in a rather commanding tone "HIIII!!!!" and just about leaps out of my arms at my friend (for a second i was wondering if he was going for the jugular) and opens his arms wide for a hug...

my friend goes slightly cross eyed (obviously under the mutants mind control at this point) as the little bugger clings to his neck like a 25 pound leech. in a moment of supreme will my friend seems able to break the trance for a second (mutant was momentarily distracted by a cookie i thnk) and hands the mutant back to me.

now comes the truly HORRIFIC part!!!

my friend (by now slightly vacant-eyed) start rummaging in his pocket.. i am kind of wondering what the hell is going on when he sort of stiffens up ( hmmm.. mental crushing of the victims will by the mutant??) and extracts a dollar bill from his pocket and hands it to the mutant..

OHH MY GAWD... he is using random victims to fund his crusade!!!!

i think for a second , and realize that this is not an isolated nor infrequent thing....

an arab shopkeeper friend opening a highly collectible hotwheel and giving it to the mutant

the lady at the movie store with the free balloons....

the stickers at the market...

the neighbors giving him a hot dog THEY were about to eat THEMSELVES!!

whene will it stop.. where do his final ambitions lie........ where will he stop??


..............you.....too......may...........be ...... one of his victims!!!!!

..............................fight............the...........................domination!!!!!!!

-dawg