angels and demons.....

my wife... is an ANGEL!

we had to take her to the er on monday morning as she had been having quite of bit of abdominal pain.
turns out she had to have her gall bladder removed. and was checked into the hospital.
well here we are on thurs morn, and she is out of surgery and in the recovery room, doing just fine, surgery did what it was supposed to do.
nuff said bout that... maybe she'll get to come home tomorrow.

my son.... is a DEMON!
so with mom in the hospital, that leaves me in charge of jr.......
now this is a normally a task that mama performs with admirable facility and competence on a daily basis..
with her out of the game fer a bit, ive got the lil rat 24 hours a day for the forseeable future..
i suppose it wouldnt be so bad, cept for the fact that he doesn't go back to school till next week... NEXT WEEK...

It is amazing how much you can love a thing, yet still want to stuff it in the freezer.

we have alternated for the last 3 days between sheer vein-popping, stroke inducing, frustration, and eye wateringly sweet tranquil moments.

ok lets recap:
mom in hospital
dad watching jr
no school
xmas recently over (toys all over the place)
xmas not yet totally done (chocolate squirrelled all over)
MANIC MANIC MANIC jr (fuck me where does the energy come from)
did i mention... NO SCHOOL???
.........

end of my rope??
naah.. ... iv'e been so far past the end of the rope, that i swear i need to hold up a "help" sign (wile-e-coyote) style, right before i go dropping into nothingness.

jr.. well he is actually taking things in stride, he gets to play nearly nonstop, and bug dad constantly..(think.. mutant heaven)

the charge nurse started to tell us that because jr was under 12 yrs old he couldnt be in the room with mom (for his safety)
i fixed her with a stare that i shit you not would melt a fucking diamond..... charge nurse actually stuttered, stopped talking and (wisely) left the room.

lordy lordy.. i need my angel back...... or an exorcist.. either will do..

ware' this home... for evil lives here!

pacis vobis in novus annus
(peace to you in the new year)

-dawg

district 9

if you have not seen the movie... DO NOT READ ANY MORE!!!
go rent/buy it, then come back and read..

excellent flick.. highly recommended



is it wrong that both the mutant and i laugh maniacally when someone gets liquified????


peace
-dawg

twas the night after christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the lazy blue lump
The presents were shredded all over the floor,
and poor ole sammie was cowering by the door

The child was passed out right where he dropped,
While smears of chocolate his face did top.
And mamma on the couch looking slightly dazed,
that he was still alive left dad amazed................................


need i say more??

the legos are in crisis mode! i think they might be organizing a revolt....
the mutants' tyranical reign of terror may soon be at an end.

just this afternoon, he executed 5 lego clone troopers... ohh the inhumanity of it all... there were legs and heads everywhere!!

my once clean living room is a shattered wreck.. bits of wrapping paper are freaking all over the place.. is shit you not... there was a bow stuck on the ceiling.
(dont ask.... got no clue....)

sammie is cowering by the door... for some reason every time jr brings his tie fighter out in the living room, sammie just starts whimpering....(god only knows what the mutant has done to him)

OH GOD HELP US!!! my sun has UN-MANNED our DAMN DOG!!!!!

mama .. truly is passed out on the couch..... last i heard from her.. was..... (aggghkk kid...... seriously ... considering ............. vodka)

me....?? i hear a voice in my head say.. "strong in the dark side this one is!!!"

patter
..patter
...patter

heh heh


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oh no.. please! someone save us!!!

call an exorcist

peace
-dawg

ummmm.. sorry... really...

actually thats a lie... i aint sorry at all... i'm just plain busylazybusy.......

anywhooo, new for 2010 more posts, and maybe even insanity!!!