the lazy blue lump is getting old, and that's old with a capitol O!!
she's starting to get a bit.. well.... grumpy.. (scratch that, shes downright crotchety).
difficulty walking?.. check. getting up to pee multiple times at nigh... for sure. picky bout what she eats.. no doubt. and the hair.... it's turning a nice frost shade of gray, mostly round the chin/nose area, and just a bit round the temples..
AAAWWWW CRAP.......I JUST FREAKING DESCRIBED MYSELF!!
well i guess the old adage about "the longer you have a pet the more you begin to resemble each other"
ok thats it.... this is the straw that broke the camels back!!, HEEEEY wait a second..... i wonder if just maybe sammie "becomes" MY dog... will that perhaps reverse the "aging" trend..
so for arguments sake lets just see what the benefits of this might be..
younger dog=
gets aroused when wind blows.. ok sounds good to me
drools constantly..... well maybe not..
can and will eat anything..... ahh the vigour of youth!
energy.. limitless energy......
yep.. jr can have the old fucker, and ill take the new one..
and how exactly is that not justice???
peace
-dawg
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