ok, short quick breaths and.........PUUUSH!

well, here we are just a couple of months past the "whats in it for me" holidays. (xmas, new year,)

and blasting right through the "did i forget something" holidays (valentines, easter, vets day, moms/dads day etc...)
soooo..... ok, short quick breaths and.........PUUUSH! %*POP*% pulle head outta butt!

what gives here?? why exactly do i need a holiday to remind me of what i should be doing on a regular basis?? namely telling those around me what they truly mean to me.
frankly if your hubby/wife/significant other is important(or at least low impact ) enough to spend the majority of your free time with, maybe.. just maybe it might be time to let them know exactly how you feel about them.
now of course if ya can't stand em.. ya just might want to kepp that one to yourself (or invest in good quality body armor, or a trip to south america).

i know i get so wrapped up in the rigors of daily life that i casually fling "i love you's" over my shoulder in passing, enough so, that they are are really a verbal equivalent of "uh huh, yep, whatever"

now i'm so engrossed in all my "important" crap, that i need a barrage of candy commercials and chocolate hearts/bunnies/eggs etc to remind me that.. well.. ya know... i really do love em...

so do me a favor, and go find that special someone and tell em "you know, you REALLY ARE important to me, and you mean the world to me!" STOP READING and DO THIS NOW!

..... heeey wait!!! come back!!!!

see a veteran/cop/fireman.... shake his/her hand and tell em thanks.

yer kids.... well hell, just snag em in passing and give em a big ole hug... and when they go "eewwww daaaad!" just smile and walk away..

peace
-dawg

i'm channeling my pet... really i am!

the lazy blue lump is getting old, and that's old with a capitol O!!
she's starting to get a bit.. well.... grumpy.. (scratch that, shes downright crotchety).
difficulty walking?.. check. getting up to pee multiple times at nigh... for sure. picky bout what she eats.. no doubt. and the hair.... it's turning a nice frost shade of gray, mostly round the chin/nose area, and just a bit round the temples..

AAAWWWW CRAP.......I JUST FREAKING DESCRIBED MYSELF!!

well i guess the old adage about "the longer you have a pet the more you begin to resemble each other"

ok thats it.... this is the straw that broke the camels back!!, HEEEEY wait a second..... i wonder if just maybe sammie "becomes" MY dog... will that perhaps reverse the "aging" trend..

so for arguments sake lets just see what the benefits of this might be..

younger dog=
gets aroused when wind blows.. ok sounds good to me
drools constantly..... well maybe not..
can and will eat anything..... ahh the vigour of youth!
energy.. limitless energy......

yep.. jr can have the old fucker, and ill take the new one..

and how exactly is that not justice???
peace
-dawg

my dog is "special"

WE TODD DID. if ya don't get it, say it out loud to yourself, slowly.

my dog sammy is "special" and yes i mean he is jerry's kids special!

in most cases he is a typical juvenile labrador, he fetches, he runs, he bounces, all nonstop for hours on end (personally i think the energizer bunny got a piece of his mom).

but some times i just look at him and think to myself.... "STOOOOOOPID"! take fetching for instance. at first i was worried that he might have vision problems, .....nope! i can whip a ball at him at top speed and he'll frigging latch onto a ball whizzing by his head like a snapping turtle after a fish and almost never misses (and i dont throw slow... i played first base in high school.. if i hit ya with a ball at speed.... broken bones ensue) but throw a ball where he has to chase it.... stooopidty ensues..
so i am standing out front smoking and i decide to throw the ball for the dog... i grab the ball from the ledge on the front of the house, and sammy goes into "matrix mode", he FREEZES in place and lcoks his eyes on the ball.. you can see the concentration.
i toss the ball into the neigbors yard...
scrabble scrabble scrabble..... gallop gallop gallop .... clomp (sound of jaws guillotining shut on the ball).............. WHAAANNGGG!!...... well.. looks like the neighbors gonna have crappy reception on their dish network tonight.

lets try that again...... toss ball again!
scrabble scrabble scrabble scrabble..... gallop gallop gallop......clomp...................THHUUDD!
ok now thats just retarded.... i can get ya maybe... just maybe not seeing and running into a 6 inch round pole with a 2 foot satellite dish...... but holee hell, how do you run into a fricking house.... it's not like it jumped in your way all of a sudden!

is he a clumsy puppy??? nope... fucker goes from standing still to jumping diagonally...BACKWARDS.... OVER A FREAKING 3 foot high WALL... and doesnt so much as look once... land perfectly.

well, once more into the breach...
scrabble scrabble scrabble..... gallop gallop gallop .... CRASH!!

OMFG i'm gonna kill you you damn dog.. you dented the side of my car for gawds sake....

what more need i say...
WE TODD DID!

peace
-dawg