j: what wre socrates' last words......... "I DRANK WHAT???"
i NEVER thought i would utter any statement evn close to that.... but.. weird things happen.
samiel, my black lab (now a rambunctious juvenile) appears to now truly be a mixed breed. he seems to be a cross between a black lab and a billy goat... that damn dog eats EVERYTHING.
i've seen him eat fricking rocks..... so by this point .. nothing should surprise me...
cd jewel cases (with cd's inside) taste great with hot sauce.
books........ ala mode please
plastic bags........ oooooh more please
legos........ appetizers
spare change.......what??? i'm saving for a new rope bone!
and now the crowning, not wanting to believe it happend achievement.
.... in a box of computer parts, my son found a mouse ball.. ya know.. bout the size of a nickel.. weighs about a pound, the little rubber wrapped metal ball.....
and thw WIFE thought it would be a great idea to toos this thing to the dog so that he could "fetch" it.
LOOk honey ... watch!
swooosh..... CHUNK....scrabble scrabble!..... good boy!
swooosh....... chink.... roll roll roll.... scrabble scrabble .... sliiiide.... slurp...
umm honey.... i think sammy just ate the mouse ball...
HE ATE WHAT!!!!
well gues we are gonna find out what the phrase "like a dog straining to shit a peach seed" really looks like!
i wonder.... if i sticjk a usb cable up his but and rub his belly....... will my cirsor move??
peace
-dawg
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