so, the search for a new dog ended (sucessfully...... sort-of, i think.....) rather quickly. after advertising on craigslist for a free "lab-like" dog, we ended up with a pure blooded black lab puppy. i mean, we have no papers or anything that says "this is a genuine lab" or any such nonsense, but by appearance he looks to be more lab than ya find at pet stores, and what the heck he was microchipped as well... who in their right mind chips a mutt puppy...
so here we go.. jet black, with slight white flash on chest, square blocky head, short oily coat, HUUUUGE feet.. microchipped... and definitely more enthusiastic than smart.
conclusion: black lab puppy. of course the previous owner neglected to mention the free worms, and ear mites that came with him... well, i guess ya get what ya get, and ya do what ya gotta do.
he came to us with the name "oscar" (which in retrospect might have been a perfect name, as he eats ANYTHING) but instead we promptly changed his name to "sammael" (sam -eye-ell) after the demon thing from hellboy....
little did we realize that the cute little puppy that was climbing all over our son licking and snuggling with him, would turn out to actually be the real sammael (the daemon from hellboy).
our little ball of joy has a dark side... we are talking dark lord of the sith here folks.
at night, or when we leave the house he turns into a ravening buzzsaw of destruction, and has taken to my books, with an orgiastic glee that is not to be imagined.. the blinds in my room have been reduced have been reduced by one third in size, my couch has a brand new storage space (right in the middle of the seat) and the "free range stuffed animal" population in jr's room has rocketed past endangered and is approaching impending extinction at warp 10!
the one saving grace with this whole situation is that jr freaking loves him.... god help me... the non-stop laughter is driving me insane.... i hear it in my sleep....... please ... someone.... pass the holy water... must exorcise..... the .....daemons!!!!!
peace
-dawg
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