and i swear to god im gonna blow that fucker away... and his reindeer too!.... heeeyyy now thats a great idea... reindeer is pretty tasty! (wonder how much a pound i can get for em.
ok ok, i'm sure you probably think im the grinch, right? well i am not, just let me explain.
for many years (all my damn life) i have striven to be a "manly" man, and well i have been successful so far.. hell i like fast cars, violent movies and big ole boobs... can't get much manlier than that can ya.
even through two marriages even my house has managed to stay decidedly (non-frilly) ya gotta understand.. i don't do froo-froo!
well baby GRRRR (laura beth) just turned one last week, and i realized that the freaking jolly fat man (santa) will in addition to bringing suitably many toys for jr, be bringing ..... UUGGGHHH... dolly's and... AAAACCCCKKKKK...... barbies for the GRRRR..... OHH HELL NO!
it may not be this year, but it will be soon.....
thusly....
THE FAT MAN HAS GOTTA DIE!!!
give me a buzz if ya see his jolly ass comin down the road.... or better yet.. i'll pay a bounty for his ass..... oh and an extra 20 is in it if ya bring me a "red nose" from that visually challenged reindeer.
vade in pace.
-dawg
1 comment:
Dawg!
It is so very nice to see you back posting! And lost none of the hilarity, to be sure!
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