The lazy blue lump is getting kind of old, and she is expanding as well! it is fairly normal for blue heeler's to get, well..... fat, as they get older. but i think mollie is attempting to take her expansion to a completely new level. just the other day i came to the realization that the lump had rounded out so nicely, that she can no longer reach around to bite her own butt. heck she just kinda lays there straining and groaning as she valiantly tries to reach some imagined itch. and after unsuccessfully trying for a while she sort of snorts and looks at me as if to say "hey ya lazy ass, why don't ya give an ole girl a hand?"
one unforseen side effect of her porcine transformation, is that her back has become rather flat as well.. imagine the mix of horror and absolute hilarity when glancing out the corner of my eye i see the mutants upper body (behind the couch) just sedately GLIDING along (no bounce, no roll just a magnificent grin and smooth linear motion). as this new apparition shocks me into stunned silence, he rounds the corner and i see that he is RIDING THE DAMN DOG!!
i mean he has lost his ever lovin little mind, he just saddled her up and decised to go for a ride. whats more, the long suffering lump actually looks like she is enjoying this whole affair. well that is all up to the moment he takes his riding crop (10inch section of wooden train track) and whaps her upside the butt. the lumps' reaction? well she lets out a howl of pain, fixes me with a look that says "HOLY CRAP THAT HURT" and bolts for greener pastures (uncermoniously dumping jr off in the process)
i don't think either of em will forgive me for my reaction.. i laughed so hard that i shot coke out my nose and damn near choked to death.
maybe it's time to get a bridle and saddle and work some of that excess off her.... naah!
peace
-dawg
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