who we really are: part 1 "the lump speaketh"

I realized I have been sadly remiss in actually introducing all of you to the lead characters in this blog about our strange little world. I realize that I have been afflicting all of you with my adult ADD (actually i'm disorganized and just plain lazy) and have left out a significant amount of background, well to rectify this glaring omission I will be doing a short series containing a 10 question and answer session with each of the main dramatis personae of our little drama.

So with no further ado at all....

10 questions with the lump

Q: What is your name?
A: i'm not really sure, I answer to mollie, lazy blue lump, retarded dog, and stinky. So any of those would work for me

Q: What is your favorite food?
A: FOOD??? did you say food? .........uuuummmmmm fooooood!

Q: What is your favorite activity?
A: hey, could we hurry this up? I'm feeling a bit sleepy.

Q: Who is your favorite person?
A: thats kind of hard to say, dad is pretty cool cause he gives me tasty treats. But in all honesty i'd have to say momma cause she is forever dropping tasty tasty crap on the floor (god narcolepsy is great)

Q: Who is your least favorite person?
A: *&%^%&% little mutant bastard, I swear i'm gonna piss on him while he is sleeping.... and his
$@$#$%$ hammer too.

Q: What would you change about yourself if you could change anything at all?
A: hmmmmm maybe armor-plating would be nice, that crap assed hammer freaking HURTS.

Q: How old are you?
A: what are you retarded? I'm a dog I can't friggin count! Damn old, thats for sure.

Q: What is your favorite memory?
A: well there was that one time that momma dropped half a steak.

Q: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would that be?
A: as far-fucking away from that rotten little mutant as possible.

Q: What are your plans for the future?
A: sleep, eat, sleep some more, and revenge. ..... now bugger off I told ya I need a nap


p.s. If you have any questions YOU would like to ask (we might answer them, then again we might send you hate mail instead) post said questions in the comments section. We will answer them in a timely fashion. (whenever we feel like it, like maybe sometime this century)