how old am i ........REALLY??

i recently checked out a website that purports yo calculate your "REAL AGE" based upon your actual chronological age and then modofied by varying factors in your life such as health environment stress... etc...


my actual age 35.2

according to them 46.7

now i did this test twice and ommitted certain stress and environmental factors (the mutant factor)

and i got this result age = 35.5!!!

apparently for each year jr has been alive i have aged an extra 2 years at the same time..


somehow, that seems really really plausible.



now if this whole thing is true and dog years equal 7 years per human year, the lump should be 49 years old,, but factoring in the 3 for one deal over the last three years she is ACTUALLY 91 years old. (that really explaind why she can't hear shit, and lays broccoli farts down on a regular basis)

just thought ya'll might find that funny....... according to those folks, i'll probably survive just long enought to put jr through college (after which i will be of no further use anyhow) and the poor damn dog......... welll she should last another week or two.

peace
-dawg

New years resolution

it seems that i, like millions of others decide that at the beginning of each new year to set laudable yet often lofty goals to live by for the coming year.
in the past i have tried many different masochistic goals, such as

"to quit smoking and take up squirrel hunting instead" (lasted exactly 5 days, and all i manged to do was decimate the seed-stealing lawn rat population for the surrounding 3 counties"

"give up caffeine" (i don't even want to speak of this one..... ultimate idiocy)

"exercise more" (does switching to a trackball from a mouse count??)

"eat healthier" (well i kinda did this one..... i now deep fry my cheesecake in peanut oil)

"spend more time with the wife" ( bought her a computer and got HER hooked on ddo)


sooooo... THIS year i wanted to try something a bit more achievable...

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION 2008. "to procrastinate more"



hmmm 12 days late on a new years post....... looks like this one will work out just fine!
peace
-dawg