the itsy bitsy PIE-SIR

...got squished by a book.
sorry for the delay between entries, but what the hell i gotta emerge into real life every now and again. problem is, i kinda got stuck in the real world for a bit.

i was sitting down talking to mama this morning, and we both had an epiphany! the mutant does not in fact actually speak in english at all, rather he has his own language which has some roots in english and some based in god only knows what. (personally i'm leaning towards dolphin or whale)
i am going to share a few choice phrases and words and their suspecetd etymology with you. (E)= english base (?)= unknown base ((probably dolphin)). and their real life usages (irl)


CHOCK-IT (E) chocolate: (irl) hey ya see that plane over there?, ya might wanna CHOCK IT so it don't roll off!

PIE-SER (E) spider: (irl) why yes i would love a piece of PIE sir!

DAG_GUN (E) dragon (irl) that DAG_GUN cat been walking on the hood of my truck again!

JOOSH (E) juice (irl) ((must be waaay drunk)) JOOSH see thee siize of thash chicken!

(the next couple i wont try real life examples as they just dont work to well in print, the really need to be expierenced in their full pitch and volume to be properly appreciated)

EEEEeeeeeeEEeeeEEEeeeeEEEEE (?) please stop


EEEEeeeeeeEEeeeEEEeeeeEEeeee (?) that was fun, lets do it again!


in all honesty, i occasionally get worried about the mutants verbal skills, i mean there is a neighbor kid who is two, that constantly asks "where da dog" and "where da kid" (of course i personally think that these are the only 2 phrases that kid actually knows).
that worry completely dissappears when he bust's out choice phrases like "HEEEEEYYY lookit the robut bunneeeee, ......... KOOOOL" (this one right after changing my desktop wallpaper to the infamous "rivet crappin rabbit"
well the point is that while he may not use too many recognizable english phrases/words all that often, it is absolutely frightenning how much he understands...(and makes cleaning the house reeaaallll easy, " hey go put your legos up, and bring me my drink"
-peace